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Young Emily was hesitant to knock on the landlord's door, and was standing in front of it, sobbing and wiping tears.

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i had never cried so hard, my eyes felt like they were about to fall out.

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I hit the ugly monster with a baseball bat as hard as I could.

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It's my birthday and I just turned eight.

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The mods think my existence is political.

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"Well, doctor, we can't save everyone," I brushed off my junior, signaling it was time for me to head home.

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"We killed the villain and we saved the world"

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i stared with searing jealousy as they placed the tiara atop the prom queen’s voluminous curls while her full, perfect apple cheeks blushed with unnecessary modesty.

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"Don't be a pussy, John, just push me down the stairs." NSFW

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My daughter was crying last night so I gave her a hug and told her monsters aren't real

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Young Emily was hesitant to knock on the landlord's door, and was standing in front of it, sobbing and wiping tears.	569
i had never cried so hard, my eyes felt like they were about to fall out.	565
I hit the ugly monster with a baseball bat as hard as I could.	552
It's my birthday and I just turned eight.	552
The mods think my existence is political.	552
"Well, doctor, we can't save everyone," I brushed off my junior, signaling it was time for me to head home.	544
"We killed the villain and we saved the world"	529
i stared with searing jealousy as they placed the tiara atop the prom queen’s voluminous curls while her full, perfect apple cheeks blushed with unnecessary modesty.	517
"Don't be a pussy, John, just push me down the stairs." NSFW	485
My daughter was crying last night so I gave her a hug and told her monsters aren't real	484